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November 01, 2004

The REAL reason Bush looks like he's wearing a wire...

Salon got a NASA photo analyst to use CSI-type techniques to enhance the photo with Photoshop to make the outline clearer.

Salon.com News | NASA photo analyst: Bush wore a device during debate

Bushtrident.jpg


Once we look at the enhanced version, I think it is OBVIOUS what Bush has tucked up underneath his $4,000 custom-made suit (made just for the debate!, wool, I believe. I heard an interview with the tailor on a pre-debate entertainment show on late-night).

So what is it? Come on people!

IT IS A TRIDENT ON THE END OF BUSH'S TAIL!

He is the great desert demon Ahriman! Water demon Lucifer! Satan! The Beast from the Bottomless Pit! (that's why he had to go to Iraq, to open the bottomless pit, and once the beast possessed him, he couldn't hide his tail and trident anymore)

It is even one of those fancy tridents, with symetrically curved outer prongs.

Miasma

November 1, 2004 at 08:50 PM in Best Essays, Singing the Bite Me Song | Permalink

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You people are crazy!!!

Posted by: Irene | Apr 30, 2005 11:16:08 PM

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