My favorite from the comments (helpfully archived below because the author had taken them down, the widespread ridicule of Internetties being too much for him):
"I’m pro-life, but sweet Jesus you’re an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?"
Link: HaloScan.com - Comments.
In case that precious bit of righteous ignorance of satire disappears, I just had to grab myself a copy of the original (after I got up off the floor from laughing so hard).
Download march_together_for_life__onionsatire.pdf
Oh, and here's the original "article" from The Onion.
Link: I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion! | The Onion - America's Finest News Source.
I had to grab a copy of that for posterity too, in case it disappears online.
Oh, my God, that's hysterical. Thank you for discovering this.
And it's still there!
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